So I didn't watch the VMAs or even stop by the arena to watch the festivities. Tell you the truth I really didn't care. Everyone knows the real fun is at the afterparties and thats where I started. Got into NikkiBeach and drank myself blind. I also happened to find some e conveniently next to my rock glass. Now who leaves e just laying around like this these days. Maybe I was mistaken and it was really someones multivitamin supplement. So after deciding that I wouldn't take it, I spent the rest of the night drunkenly trying to figure where I left them; I changed my mind.
Maybe it was for the best that I didn't it. Someone told me e and alcohol don't mix well, and you know I don't want to end up as some commercial about the dead guy ODed. That would be an odd funeral, yardie was great, until he tripped up and went bananas on e. His little mind couldn't handle it so it exploded, and then imploded creating a blackhole that caused a ripple in the spacetime continuum, which caused a catastrophic collapse.... but extasy's a hell of a drug (RIP RJ)
The VMAs: I don't know, maybe its because all the FCC crackdowns lately but the VMAs were a little dry this time. Everyone pulling up on yachts were great, the beastie boys did it with an airboat, when I get my invite I'm pulling up in hovercraft byatches! hahahahahahah!
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