So I didn't watch the VMAs or even stop by the arena to watch the festivities. Tell you the truth I really didn't care. Everyone knows the real fun is at the afterparties and thats where I started. Got into NikkiBeach and drank myself blind. I also happened to find some e conveniently next to my rock glass. Now who leaves e just laying around like this these days. Maybe I was mistaken and it was really someones multivitamin supplement. So after deciding that I wouldn't take it, I spent the rest of the night drunkenly trying to figure where I left them; I changed my mind.
Maybe it was for the best that I didn't it. Someone told me e and alcohol don't mix well, and you know I don't want to end up as some commercial about the dead guy ODed. That would be an odd funeral, yardie was great, until he tripped up and went bananas on e. His little mind couldn't handle it so it exploded, and then imploded creating a blackhole that caused a ripple in the spacetime continuum, which caused a catastrophic collapse.... but extasy's a hell of a drug (RIP RJ)
The VMAs: I don't know, maybe its because all the FCC crackdowns lately but the VMAs were a little dry this time. Everyone pulling up on yachts were great, the beastie boys did it with an airboat, when I get my invite I'm pulling up in hovercraft byatches! hahahahahahah!
More funny shit
Tonight the VMAs are in Miami. Leaving in a few minutes to go check it out. While I'm not going to attend the jizoint (still trying to get tickets) I will be at the afterparties. I got some tickets for nikki beach so that's going to be cool. Camera is ready and I'm all about the paparazzi tonight. Hopefully I'll have something useful to post on the gallery tonight. If I'm not lazy I'll post all the other photos I have sitting on my hard drives in the gallery as well.
Well it took a little time (almost a year) but the blog is finally back up. I had to retire the old server and move the blog onto my everyday machine. But iago is more than up to the task of handling Word, watching DVDs, downloading torrents, and serving this webpage. But I have to admit the ol' G4 is getting a little long in the tooth. I've been eyeing those G5s at the Apple Store. When I get the funds together it will be as good as mine.
--Holla